(Enclosed with this letter is a neatly rolled portrait of Princess Persephone, her features twisted into a look of what could be perceived as fearful surprise. On her cheek is a gash made to look far more egregious than the one she truly received, a well-rendered painting made into almost a caricature of the princess by the absurdity of the expression settled on it.)
Princess Persephone,
In the interest of assisting you in always keeping your face trained in poised neutrality, I offer you an insight into how it looks when it is given to such poor emotions better suited to the common blood who have nothing to lose and no reputation at risk.
Your dear friend and eternal saviour,
E.
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