Are you rich and looking for someone to spend all that hard-earned cash on? 40+, moustachioed, and wanting someone young and pretty to have by your side? Then look no further! Princess on the street, also a princess in the sheets. Love a big snake; I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Willing to be a lady if you need me to be (trust me, no one can tell the difference).
Women are okay too.
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